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Costa Rica Critter #2

Look, dude.  I have something to tell you.

You’re not gonna like it, but it needs to be said.

You know that whole… camouflage thing you have going?

Yeah… it’s not really working for you.

Hey – don’t get offended.  I’m just trying to be honest with you.  If I can’t be honest about this, then what can I be honest about?

You know, you always do this.  I say something just the least bit critical and you get all defensive.  Did you ever stop to think that just maybe I want what’s best for you?  For us?

Ok, fine.  Just walk away.  It’s what you do best.

Hey… where’d you go?

Not cool, dude.  Not cool.

Katie

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Jeremiah LeBlanc
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Hey you! I am LOL……………….ur too funny : ) and your prose is delightful!

May every good and perfect gift be yours my friend!

Katie
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Why thank you very much!

Dennis Hong
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Ummm, yeah… that’s not a chameleon.

What, you’re gonna go up to a Native American and tell him that the whole red-dot-on-the-forehead-thing isn’t working out now? ;-)

Katie
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LOL! I know it’s not a chameleon! I just figured the green was camo for all the grass around here. Umm yeah… I’m gonna go with that. ;)

Dennis Hong
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Okay, glad you understand. If ever in doubt, though, just remember:

Lizards are green and sit around doing nothing. Chameleons are green and sit around saying, “bud… wei… ser….”

Or is that frogs?

incomepowerboost
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LOL thanks for the laugh your so awesome , nice shots to

Katie
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Thank you!! I’m learning to use that camera slowly but surely.

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