The End of the World as We Know It
I really don’t have much to say through the foggy haze of my sleep-deprived mind, but 2 things:
1) Why, why — when he knows I have a job that keeps me up half the night on the weekends and he’s been a bartender himself, would my neighbor decide that 8:00 a.m. is an appropriate time to use a chain saw?
It kind of makes me hate the suburbs.
2) Did you know that Fayetteville, NC, approximately 20 minutes away from where I live, is where the American Humanist Association is apparently planning a 2-day extravaganza with over 175,000 attendees to celebrate what they expect to be the failure of the prediction that the world will end tonight?
All I can say is if the world doesn’t end tonight, it should be one Hell heck of a party.
The Rapture is predicted to happen at 6:00. I’m supposed to be at the bar to work at 6:00.
Honestly? I can’t say I’ll be too bummed if I don’t make it.
P.S. How much you wanna bet that my ex-counselor won’t be attending the Atheist party?
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You know, it’s going to be at 6:00 no matter where you live, apparently God isn’t going to adjust his timing to allow for a consecutive world collapse. So, if you could please call me and let me know if you did indeed parish so I can use those last two hours to finish all the wine in my house? Thanks!
Hahaha… Glad I didn’t have to make THAT call. ;)
I mean… a call from NC would be expensive enough. Can you imagine what it would cost from Hell??!
1. this is unrelated, but i made that spicy tuscan soup and
2. you have my heart forever
3. and always
Love. :)
Why do the nuttiest people get all the press and people throwing money at them? Drives me nuts, but not quite nuts enough to be covered by the press and have people throwing money at me.
Ha!! Just keep stewing over the injustice… you’ll get there. ;)
well we all seem to be here, unless there is one I don’t know about the next scheduled “end of the world” is December 21 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aPNcUJuiLY I bet you as this comes closer it will get more press as well.
Now the same guy who predicted 21 May is saying 21 October. Looks like we have a couple more to look forward to this year!