My New Rating System. And Also Why I Probably Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Hold Sharp Objects.
If you follow me on Facebook or Instagram, you’re probably aware of the fact that Read the rest of this gem…
I Worry About The Role Models Of The Kids I Don’t Have.
Kids today.
More and more, it seems as though kids in the U.S. want their struggles known. Read the rest of this gem…
I Wasn’t Called A Sex Addict, But I’m Pretty Sure I Ate My Weight In Cheese.
I don’t know about you, but I’m full. Read the rest of this gem…
And That’s Why Marriage Retreats Are Best Left To The Bedroom.
Recently, Justin and I had a really cool opportunity to head to Charleston, South Carolina, a city I’ve always wanted to visit. (Or at least for the past 5 years that we’ve lived relatively close to it.) Read the rest of this gem…
The Good News Is My Feet Are Smooth. The Bad News Is My Head Smells Like A Chef Salad.
I think I’m handling this whole turning 30 thing really well. Read the rest of this gem…
It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta. (Getting The VIP Treatment In Asheville.)
So I’m thinking you guys Read the rest of this gem…
Let’s Get Something Straight. I DO Mind.
(Update: I found the true source of the quote, “Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard,” and it wasn’t Kurt Vonnegut who said it. I was told I should put this first so it shows up in search engines — read on to find out who really said it.) Read the rest of this gem…
And Our Last Name Isn’t Even Griswold.
*WARNING* The following post contains poorly scanned family vacation photos circa the 1990’s. Read the rest of this gem…
Want To Make Everyone Jealous And Get Treated Like A VIP? There’s An App For That.
So. You know how I’m pretty much a spur-of-the-moment, Read the rest of this gem…
The Art Of Effective Communication and Why, If I Weren’t Already Married, I Would Probably Die All Spinsterly And Alone.
I can honestly tell you with almost 100% certainty that if I were single today, I would not be able to survive the dating scene in its current state. Read the rest of this gem…