Why The Oscars Make Me Want To Be A Better Person. With A Personal Trainer.
So the Oscars are over.
Thank God. Read the rest of this gem…
I’m Not Saying I’ve Completely Figured Out The Universe, But I’m Pretty Sure I’m Getting Close.
I have a confession.
I did more in Austin than just eat. Read the rest of this gem…
You Know It’s A Good Day When There’s A Spaceship Involved.
If there is one thing I tend to strongly dislike when I travel, it’s the super gimmicky, come-stand-in-this-line-because-everyone-else-is-doing-it-and-at-the-end-you’ll-be-rewarded-with-an-exorbitant-bill-to-do/see/taste/hear/smell-something-you-probably-won’t-really-even-enjoy-that-much-anyway-but-hey-at-least-it-was-entertaining type of activities. Read the rest of this gem…
This Is Exactly Why I Could Never Be A Vegetarian.
Okay.
So you know how I always tell you to find yourself a local when you travel to a new place — whether it’s someone you knew already or someone you meet while there?
Austin, A Summary: Tacos, Cheese, and Texas Beef. And Cheese.
So in case you need a little recap of what’s happening, I’ve made my way down to Austin, Texas where I’ve eaten my fill of tacos, cheese, beef, and beefy cheesy tacos. Read the rest of this gem…
Did I Ever Tell You I Used To Wrestle Alligators?
Okay, so I didn’t wrestle alligators per se, but I did relocate them, which involved a certain amount of handling, ifyouknowwhatI’msayin’
Valenti-What? Happy Vacation Day, Everyone!
In T-minus four hours I will be en route to the airport where, with little fanfare, Justin will kiss me, drop me off at the front door, and drive back to work. Read the rest of this gem…
I Wanted To Call It, “You Kissed Your Sister?” But Justin Wouldn’t Let Me.
Okay so you know how we’ve been doing this Food Lover’s cleanse, Read the rest of this gem…
The Right Way To Do A Road Trip On The Island Of Kaua’i. (Part 2)
Sometimes, when you travel — especially when you travel with another person or a small group of people, each with different temperaments and appetites and travel endurance and the amount of sleep they managed the night before — something tends to happen.
Something bad. Read the rest of this gem…
The Right Way To Do A Road Trip On The Island Of Kaua’i. (Part 1)
I traveled to Hawaii for the first time in February, 2008. Read the rest of this gem…