Clearly, It’s Time To Break Up With My Doctor. (And Also Learn How To Dye My Hair.)
Last Friday my doctor was surprised to see me. Read the rest of this gem…
On Making New Friends (And Keeping The Old).
Make new friends — but keep the old.
One is silver and the other gold.
I always hated that rhyme. It’s confusing. Which friend is silver and which friend is gold? Read the rest of this gem…
Once A Doodle, Always A Doodle.
When I was twenty-years-old, I met a boy.
Less than a year later, when I was twenty-one, I was moving across state lines to live with him in Georgia, where he was stationed with the Air Force.
Confessions Of A Domestiphobic: It’s Quite Possible That This Butterfly Changed My Life.
I may as well admit it.
We are displeased. Read the rest of this gem…
Unsmotable.
Along with two dogs, trash bags full of clothes, garbage bins full of dry goods, and a derelict collection of towels, pillows, and bedding, my sister, who we’re in the process of moving from south Florida to Chicago, has brought something else to my house — the HBO hit series Girls, which is written by, directed by, and starring Lena Dunham. And I’ve been watching it. Read the rest of this gem…
If It’s Polite To Be Rude, Does That Mean Lying Is The Best Policy?
Okay, we’ve all been there —
Say you’re planning a nice shindig. Or a little get together with a few friends. Read the rest of this gem…
Nips.
I don’t have a real post for you today because many things are happening. Read the rest of this gem…
When Life Brings You Down, Just Blow Lake From Your Nose And Try, Try Again.
What am I doing? I thought as the water closed over my head. Read the rest of this gem…
Turning Down the Volume So I Can Finally Hear My Life.
Last night I experienced what I like to call an Existential Movie Moment. Read the rest of this gem…
You Will RESPECT My Authoritah!
You know what really chaps my ass? Read the rest of this gem…